- Evil Genie -

belfastsixpack

• Jun 13, 2007

• #61

granted! unfortunately for you, it turns out that Tiffany Towers is also the name of a small, early twentieth century, pair of sky scrapers just outside of DC. they are scheduled for demolition within the week.

i wish eating ice cream made you skinny.

 

holdol

• Jun 13, 2007

• #62

Granted! However you are the topic of Stephen King's next thriller Thinner II.

I wish I was a NASCAR driver....Vroooom!

 

belfastsixpack

• Jun 13, 2007

• #63

GRANTED! and in one gigantic burst of enlightenment, the world realizes that driving a car really fast around in a circle is not a sport! NASCAR goes out of business.

i wish all porn was free and there were no copyright laws. :thumbsup:

 

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tunsty

• Apr 28, 2008

• #64

Granted.. but the cost of your broadband connection is now $50'000 a month.



I wish that women found me irresistible and laughed at all my jokes..

 

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dave_rhino

Closed Account

• Apr 29, 2008

• #65

Granted.. All ugly women now find you irresistable.

I wish I had 3 more wishes...

 

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D-rock

• Apr 29, 2008

• #66

Granted,...but you have creditors you forgot about and are forced to give them all your wishes as payment.

I wish I could see into the future.

 

negator

• Apr 29, 2008

• #67

granted. . .and that's bad enough.


i wish i had a number one hit.

 

tunsty

• Apr 29, 2008

• #68

Granted. You now have a number one hit on Pitcairn Island http://members.aol.com/ldsebastia/pitcairn/

Unfortuantely, they prefer to spend their time playing scrabble, than listening to your God-awful racket.






I'd like to be a suave spy, just like James Bond.

 

freeryan

• Jun 13, 2008

• #69

Granted but all the gadgits backfire

I wish to form a band again

 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac

• Jun 16, 2008

• #70

freeryan said:

Granted but all the gadgits backfire

I wish to form a band again

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Granted.
But every song you guys play sounds like ABBA.

I wish my supervisor would be kidnapped by terrorists.

 

hotslutsrgood

• Jun 16, 2008

• #71

granted but the terrorists kidnapped your mother instead...


I wish that the yankees will keep their winning streak going.

 

R6Raven

• Jun 19, 2008

• #72

Granted, but the Yankees will lose the all important game in the World Series


I wish i could punch my wish granter in the face

 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac

• Jun 19, 2008

• #73

CBR600RR said:

Granted, but the Yankees will lose the all important game in the World Series


I wish i could punch my wish granter in the face

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Granted

But I'm six foot two, 225 pounds, and trained in the Israeli hand-to-hand combat technique known as haganah.

I wish I didn't have to leave for the doctor's office in five minutes.

 

tunsty

• Jun 22, 2008

• #74

maildude said:

Granted

But I'm six foot two, 225 pounds, and trained in the Israeli hand-to-hand combat technique known as haganah.

I wish I didn't have to leave for the doctor's office in five minutes.

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Granted

The VD doctor will be happy to inspect your 'little chap' tomorrow.

I wish I had the life of a handsome playboy..

 

belgianass

• Jul 5, 2008

• #75

granted, but the first girl will bite of your penis and flush it ...


i wished everybody would walk around naked

 

asleep

• Jul 5, 2008

• #76

Granted. Apocalyptic visions of 16th century Flemish master painters have come true. Naked people running around in agony and terror, livestock to man-eating monstrosities, harvested one by one.

I wish I would sleep and never wake up.

 

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doghair

• Jul 13, 2008

• #77

granted....but you will suffer such horrific dreams that the desire for death will be greater than the desire to wake up.


i wish i could go back in time to correct some of the mistakes iv'e made

 

asleep

• Jul 13, 2008

• #78

doghair said:

granted....but you will suffer such horrific dreams that the desire for death will be greater than the desire to wake up.

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Objection, dear Doghair.
When I'm asleep, I'm unconscious. If I don't wake up, I would not know about dreams or nightmares at all. As for desire for death: That's the point in wishing to sleep and never wake up. Dreaming of a beautiful death.
Anyway...

Granted. Your travel back in time turns to a vicious circle, as it happens on Groundhog Day, everlasting labour of correction.